Puerto Plata, DR

My husband and I finally got to go on our honeymoon! A year and a half after our wedding, FINALLY I went tropical. Lifestyle Tropical Resorts, to be exact. I spent a long time looking around at different resorts, and as we are in the midst of a major kitchen remodel, price was an issue.  I stumbled upon a deal on for Lifestyle Tropical Resort for $24 pp/pd, all inclusive. If you want to travel later on in the year (May-Sept or something like that) it dropped to $12 pp/pd. That’s right – your eyes are not playing tricks on you! We got 7 nights, round trip airfare from ROC, all drinks, all meals, airport transportation, and entertainment for 2 people for around $1500.

PS – all photos were taken with my iPhone 4.

So I’ll start at the beginning: we felt kind of rushed into this deal – cheapcaribbean offered it as a “hurry, only 4 days left to get this deal” type of promotion. Not the case. Apparently they offer this all the time, within a few dollars (I think currently it’s $29/night). But I thought it was such a good deal that we couldn’t possibly pass it up. Then I started reading reviews on and got REALLY nervous. Some of the reviews were awful. Most seemed to focus on the fact that it is a timeshare property (and that the food was bad). Cheapcaribbean makes no mention of this when booking, so if you go – beware. They will try to sell you a timeshare after taking you on a whirlwind tour of the property (which is gorgeous) – but more on that later. We made up our minds that we would go with absolutely no expectations. I thought, if the food is at least Chinese Buffet level food, I’ll be ok with it. It IS only $24 a day. And I can drink enough to forget about what I had for lunch anyway.

The flight was a quick 1 hour to Newark, and then 4 hrs direct to Puerto Plata. We arrived at the resort after a 30 minute van ride. Seeing downtown Puerto Plata was worth it. It’s a very VERY poor city (although fairly safe, they say) and really makes you appreciate everything you have at home – even if you’re not independently wealthy, which I most certainly am NOT. Upon arriving at the resort, we were given a welcome drink (some sort of island punch or something), which was very sweet but yummy. And it made you feel welcomed, truly. They gave us our yellow cheapcaribbean bracelets (more on this later too) and we were whisked off to our room by a bellhop who carried our luggage for us, making pleasant conversation, jokes, and pointing out where things were along the way. We arrived at our room and were pleasantly surprised. It wasn’t the most glamorous room we had ever seen, but was nice. It was clean, spacious, and had the most comfortable bed! Outdated TV (but who goes to DR to watch TV anyway?), and a balcony (all rooms have these) with a view of the ocean:

The fridge was stocked with water, soda, and beer (Presidente!). After kicking back with a beer, unpacking, and relaxing a little after the flight, we ventured out. Walking to the end of the hall (at the far end of the building in the picture above), this was the view – completely un-retouched:

Perfect. So far I was having a hard time understanding what everyone had been complaining about. I suppose if you were expecing a 5 star room, you’re going to be a bit let down. But otherwise – the grounds were incredibly well manicured, and the staff had been very friendly.

So now you meet with your “concierge” who will be arranging your “welcome gift” and helping you with the tour. Do not be fooled, this guy’s job is to get you in front of the sales guy who will take you on a tour of the property and then try to get you to buy in to their “Vacation Club” as they call it – it works a little differently than a timeshare, and I won’t bore you with the details, just know that there’s a sales pitch involved.  They will tell you that the tour will take 20 – 30 minutes – it was actually more like 2 hours, but we were interested in the tour and wanted to see the property, so we enjoyed it). This is where your wristbands come into play. Owners get gold wristbands and have basically an all access pass to all areas of the resort. Guests of owners (or if you book your trip through an owner) get blue wristbands, and have access to a few extra restaurants (including guaranteed reservations) and nicer accommodations. Us cheapies got yellow bands – access to the VIP Beach was included as well as a few other perks, but we were limited restaurant-wise and didn’t have the super slick rooms.  As for the tour itself, you’ll be driven around in a golf cart and shown literally everything!  We did that the day after we arrived, and were left alone after that. I heard a couple in the lobby telling them right off the bat that they weren’t interested in the tour and that was final. They seemed to leave them alone after that. So I guess it’s just your preference as to how much of the property you want to see and if you’re interested in buying in to their vacation club. I will tell you that they will show you the most amazing beaches that aren’t available to non-owners, and they will show you the accommodations that are available to the owners, which will make your room look like crap. But keep all this in mind – you’re spending less than $50 per day for not only your room, but all your food and drinks. And the room you have for that price is MORE than serviceable, with a comfy bed. They’re showing you the nicest stuff they have to make you want to buy in!

But back to the pool. The pools were a refreshingly cool break from the 86 degree tropical sun. One of the benefits of this place is that there is a sister resort literally right next door, and there is a shuttle that runs every 15 minutes or so between the two. You have full access to both places, so if you get tired of the pools at one, you can go to the other. Therefore, there were MANY pools to pick from, each one had a swim-up bar, there was never a problem finding a lounge chair to lay in or an umbrella to shield you from laying out exposed to the sun all day.  Here are some pics of the other pools:

This one with the waterfall was adults-only, which was nice and quiet most of the time. Lovely.

However, the most sought after spot in the entire resort (from what I could tell) was the VIP Beach. Here’s why:


Here is where I spent the first three days:

A double-decker bed. Curtains on all sides for privacy or sun-shielding. Waiters would come around and bring you snacks, sushi, chicken wings, top shelf drinks (this is one of the few places on the resort that offers top shelf liquor unless you are a member) – so you literally never had to leave. One of the tricks was to come down with your towels before the VIP Beach opened (I was down there by 7:40 most mornings) and there was usually a line forming by that time. As soon as they opened up, you pick out your bed, throw your towels on it, and then it’s yours for the day. Go back to bed for a while, go have breakfast, whatever. Nobody would move your stuff. So you could come and go as you pleased. I wish they had enough for everyone, but until then this system seemed to work.

And speaking of breakfast – it was DELICIOUS. Don’t even get me started on the coffee. I haven’t been able to drink American coffee since. We ate at the buffet each morning and they had a wide selection of items. Some people were complaining about how they had to wait in line for their fresh omelet to be made for them – well, duh. This process takes time (but was well worth it). We found that if we just came back 20 minutes later the line had disappeared. They also had a fresh smoothie station, which was awesome. Here’s what I ate almost every morning:

And while we’re on the topic of food, here are a couple other meals:

(that’s Fish Kabobs, Lobster Paella, and a seafood stew)

It was good, for the most part. Not the best gourmet food I’ve ever had, but not as bad as cheap Chinese Buffet (which is what I expected at the price point. I was pleasantly surprised). Some of it was actually fantastic. Wide variety of meats, cheeses, veggies, breads, seafood, salads, side dishes… some of it was better than others. I loved the French Toast, the breakfast sausage, the paella, the ceviche, and the potatoes. The lobster wasn’t that good. But that’s just me, who’s used to Maine Lobster – and Caribbean Rock Lobster has a completely different taste and texture.

I’ve read a bunch of reviews where people say they’ve gotten sick on the food. That’s probably because they go and eat WAYYYYY too much, then follow that up with a TON of booze. I ate more than I usually do, but not to the point of discomfort, and I was fine. And I tried most everything at least once, so it wasn’t like I was only sticking to a few “safe” items. Another complaint was that the buffet got tiresome after a week of eating the same things – I have no idea what this could even mean – every night had a different dinner theme (one night Mediterranean, one BBQ, one Dominican, etc) and although there were a lot of the same ingredients (peppers, tomatoes, onions, rice, potatoes) they were prepared differently. My recommendation is to go to the other buffet at the sister resort if you get tired of what they have where you are!

So after a week of pretty much doing nothing but the above (although I did get a 60 minute massage in a cabana on the beach – it was outstanding), we set off on a snorkeling excursion.  You could rent snorkeling gear from the resort free of charge, but we decided to go on an offsite catamaran excursion to Sosua Bay where we had heard they had amazing snorkeling. It was about $80 pp.

Here’s our boat:

If you’re ever in Puerto Plata and want to go snorkeling with some really over the top amazing guides, look up FreeStyle Catamarans. They were super entertaining and great fun to hang out with all day! We were picked up from our hotel, making a couple stops along the way to gather people from other resorts, and ended up with a group of roughly 50 people – Canadians, Americans, French, Dominicans, etc. Included in the price was not only the snorkeling, but open bar, lunch, and entertainment (they played steel drums, danced, had everyone singing, etc). The boat ride was worth it even if nothing else! The scenery was amazing:

The water kept changing colors too! In some places it was this rich deep blue color, and in others, much more turquoise. But it was super clear and you could see straight down to the bottom.

I could have spent all day on that boat.

The following day, Sunday, was our last full day on the island. Each Sunday the resort throws a huge party – every restaurant is closed, all the workers come down to the beach, and they put on quite a spread. Here’s what I had for dinner:

The salesman that took us on the tour earlier in the week told us that they spend over $30,000 on this party – and they do it every week!! There was seating for about 5,000 people, and huge tents with more food under them than I have ever seen. Lots of variety here as well (including a whole pig on a spit!).  Also, top shelf liquor as far as the eye can see. We tipped our waiter $20 and he just kept bringing the drinks before we had even finished the last round! At one point I had three or four full drinks in front of me (Pina Colada made with Baileys instead of rum – try it!! Amazing!!):

 There is a giant stage with a great Dominican band, complete with a full horn section, playing many different types of music. Some pop music (Black Eyed Peas, LMFAO, etc) but also playing some Dominican music. Some of the songs were cheesy 80s love songs (and the dreaded Celine Dion), but they would sing half in Spanish and half in English, so it kept it interesting. Then the dancers would come out, dressed in the tiniest costumes you can imagine, dancing the merengue. There was a guy juggling fire. There was a huge conga line. It was really over the top, but kind of a fun way to close the week. At the end of the night they had a ton of fireworks (see pic below) that went off literally over your head. This particular week, Whitney Houston had passed away the day before, so they did a little dedication to her at the end.

It was sprinkling at this point (the first drops of rain we’d seen all week) so it was easier to head home for the night. When we woke up the next morning, everything was still soaked, and it looked like it had rained all night long.

After breakfast we went back to the room, packed up, and headed to the Puerto Plata Airport. So sad to go, really looking forward to going back.

So if you’re looking for a very affordable all-inclusive and you’re ok with not having 5 star accommodations and gourmet meals at every turn, this is the place for you. There was a lot to do, service was great, food was decent, pools were spectacular, scenery was awesome, weather was perfect, and man oh man was the price right.  It wuld be perfect for a couple, a family, a group of friends, or a big family traveling together. Really there’s something for everyone! I can’t wait to go back for a girls trip!

I have recently befriended a woman named Vicki who is a member of the Vacation Club, who rents out her accommodations when she’s not using them. It’s more expensive than CheapCaribbean to do it this way (although not really terribly so, starting at $399/wk for the room and roughly $50 pp/pd for the all inclusive), but this is still SUPER affordable and would get you a handful of perks that would probably eliminate any of the shortcomings of the cheapcaribbean deal (including not being hassled about the tour).  You can read more about her specials on her website HERE. She also has access to accommodations worldwide (and is a super nice person who will go out of her way to help you with any questions or concerns that you may have). I found her by asking around on, and she sent me super lengthy and detailed responses to every question I could think of. My husband and I have decided that next time we go, we will be booking through Vicki just to see what the major differences are, and perhaps in the future we will buy into the Club ourselves.

This is just a review of one particular resort – the Dominican Republic hosts a wide variety of resorts, ranging significantly in price. If you want my opinion on the island as a whole, I loved it. Can’t say enough about it. It’s fabulously lush and tropical. Very economically depressed (which is quite moving as you’re flying in or driving to your resort from the airport), which is why the economy can really benefit from the dollars spent there. Venture off the resort, eat at a family owned restaurant. Buy some souvenirs from the folks on the beach instead of at the shops at the resort. Go find a local bar to have a drink or a snack. It’s amazing how far your foreign dollar will go.

Kupcake wednesday.

My cousin Kristy started a blog about cupcakes. You can find it HERE. This amazes me for a number of reasons:

1. I remember when Kristy was BORN. So the fact that she’s even literate is weird to me – her sister and my sister were born 6 months apart, so they were thick as thieves, and as a result Kristy and I used to hang out at all the family functions even though she’s much younger than me. As a result I feel a certain connection to Kristy that I don’t have with many of my other cousins on the other side of my family. I think she’ll probably always be that little kid to me in some way.

2. Kristy is a grad student at Rutgers University, she goes to a lot of concerts, has a flourishing social life. How does she have time to blog about cupcakes? She must REALLY love cupcakes.

3. I had no idea that she loved cupcakes enough to blog bout them. Of course, who doesn’t love cupcakes, but how many people take the time to blog about them? (actually, a quick wordpress search led me to 180,298 results for “cupcake,” so it seems that lots of people are blogging about them.

4. She is also the cutest little thing – I’m shocked that she ever eats at all, let alone chows down on cupcakes. If I even LOOK at a cupcake I gain a little weight. Some people have all the luck.

All of this led me to ask myself how many other people are obsessed with cupcakes. So today, in honor of my cousin Kristy, I present to you my Kupcake Wednesday post, which will be full of cute cupcake things, a couple recipes, and other baking related items that are sure to revitalize your love for cupcakes as well! Please click the links at the end of this post for more info on these amazing finds.

CLICK HERE for lots of cupcake decorating ideas from Wilton!




Coconut Cupcakes with Seven Minute Frosting and Coconut Flakes
from Martha Stewart, queen of the cupcakes


  • 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 cup packed sweetened shredded coconut
  • 6 ounces (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
  • 1 1/3 cups sugar
  • 2 large eggs, plus 2 large egg whites
  • 3/4 cup unsweetened coconut milk
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
  • Seven-Minute Frosting (click HERE for recipe)
  • 1 1/3 cups large-flake unsweetened coconut


  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line standard muffin tins with paper liners. Whisk dry ingredients (including sweetened coconut) in a large bowl. Cream butter and sugar with a mixer until light and fluffy.
  2. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating after each addition.
  3. Reduce speed to low. Mix any remaining wet ingredients in a bowl if needed. Add dry ingredients to butter mixture in 3 additions, alternating with wet ingredients and ending with dry. Scrape sides of bowl. Divide batter among muffin cups, filling each 2/3 full.
  4. Bake cupcakes until testers inserted into centers come out clean, about 20 minutes. Let cool in tins on wire racks. Cupcakes will keep, covered, for up to 3 days, unless otherwise noted.
  5. Once cupcakes are cool, mound frosting on tops. Sprinkle with unsweetened coconut. Serve immediately.

I hope this post has made you hungry, or better yet inspired you to do some baking (or shopping)! Please remember to check out Kristy’s blog from time to time for new and exciting cupcake news.

Featured Images:
Cupcake False Eyelashes from EyelashJewelry on Etsy

Lace Cupcake Wrappers by SundayRabbit on Etsy

Happily Ever After Cupcake Flags by GoAgainstTheGrain on Etsy

Will Run for Cupcakes Charm by JessicasGifts on Etsy

Custom Birthday Cupcake Stand by vesselsandwares on Etsy

Sexy Cupcake Apron by ApronsByVittoria

Coconut Cupcakes from Martha Stewart

Fondant Moustaches by parkersflourpatch on Etsy










My Winter Vacation – aka – South Florida is the Greatest!

Hello my faithful followers – I have been absent lately due to a few things:

a) I contracted what I’m fairly certain was the black plague. I rarely get sick, and even MORE rarely does it keep me in bed for 5 days. Ok, 4 days. On day 5 I tried to go back in to the office. They promptly sent me home.

b) a whirlwind trip to South Florida in early November for my dear friend Kate’s wedding. This seems to have been the year of weddings for me – this one was the last for at least a couple years til my sister gets married. BUT, being a destination wedding in the Florida Keys, who could say no. And it was AMAZING!!!

I promised pictures – be prepared, there are many.


We arrived on Tuesday, November 8th to a beautiful afternoon in West Palm Beach. Drove to Kate’s house in Delray Beach to spend the night before making the trek the next morning.

From there we left to pick up my sister and her fiance at the airport in Miami, and then it was off to the Keys! It’s a beautiful drive down and I would recommend it to anyone. Although, full disclosure, parts of it along the way are quite strip mall-ish and dirty, touristy, etc – there is a billboard for the Sandal Outlet every 5 minutes the entire 3 1/2 hour drive, but also other interesting roadside things to see, such as a sign for Crocodile Crossing (I hadn’t known that Crocodiles were indigenous to the US, but apparently they are in South Florida!), Key Deer crossing (a mysterious endangered creature I hadn’t even heard of), and a bunch of kitchy little souvenir shops and mom and pop restaurants that probably have the best food you’ll have on the trip.

And then there was our hotel room.  We stayed at the Parrot Key Resort right on Rte 1.  We had reserved a 3 bedroom cottage, but the hotel had undergone some renovations and had called me a few months back to let me know that they had instead switched us to a 2 bedroom and a 1 bedroom as they were phasing out a lot of their 3 bedrooms. They offered a $200 food voucher to make up for the switcheroo. I asked if that could be increased at all, and they doubled it!  The rooms were large and comfortable (all had a patio or balcony), the beds were heavenly, and the grounds themselves were great – 4 saltwater pools, interesting artwork all over the place, super friendly staff, and we even saw a 4 foot iguana in a tree! It felt very neighborhoodish, and we thoroughly enjoyed our stay there (plus it was very affordable compared to a lot of other places, although this was largely due to the number of people we were traveling with – I’m not sure what a single room would run if you were just going on a quick getaway. There was only one open air bar, which is located at the main pool and closes at 7pm (this was kind of a bummer), but it was decorated nicely and was very comfortable. These were hanging all over the ceilings:

Parrot Key is located nextdoor to a Walgreens, which we ended up going to on a daily basis for a variety of reasons (the biggest being they sold wine and beer after 7 pm, unlike the bar, which was closed). We developed a little obsession with Walgreens as a result and made a point to stop at every one we saw (more on this later).

Then the wedding prep began:

And the SHOES!

After a little snafu with the suits (which caused a little pre-wedding chaos), we were off to the beach for an amazing wedding!

This is Fort Zachary Taylor Beach, where the wedding ceremony took place. Gorgeous. We didn’t have a chance to get over to the fort, but I’ve heard it’s awesome whether or not you’re a history buff.

The ceremony was gorgeous! Beautiful light, beautiful waves, and a beautiful bride! My friend Kate is so incredible, and her husband is a lucky, lucky man to have her.

I mean, seriously, how hot is this girl?!

Here is my friend CL, the maid of honor. This picture exemplifies her personality =)

And then I was graced with a nice picture of my husband and I together – I have very few of these outside of our wedding pictures. Usually he is making a weird face or not looking at the camera – and he almost NEVER smiles in pictures, so this is about as good as it gets:

And where else would you have a reception in Key West?

Kate and Andy rented out the whole restaurant, so we had a lot of margaritas, good food, and got a little crazy:

This is me and my sister:

It was so nice being on this vacation with my sister!!

One of the nice things about this wedding weekend extravaganza is that the wedding was the day after everyone arrived (on a Thursday) so we had the rest of the weekend to explore the island and check out all the sites.

This is a marina right near the Conch Republic Seafood Restaurant.

Everyone drove these little scooters everywhere. I tried, and was petrified. The boys (and CL) got a huge kick out of them. I preferred the cabs, myself. $4 anywhere you want to go on the island. And no fear of skinned knees and elbows.

Unfortunately this place was closed, because I REALLY wanted to have a drink in there with the 4 people that would fit in there with me. Sidenote, in Key West the open container law is pretty much ignored unless you’re causing a huge scene, in which case if the Smallest Bar got too crowded, you could just finish your drink on your walk to the Garden of Eden, Key West’s clothing optional bar. I don’t have pictures – cameras aren’t allowed. However they do have hula hoops you can use. And I’m not making that up.

This guy was just hangin out on the street. I’m pretty sure he belonged to someone – I don’t think parrots roam free in Key West, but he was very pretty. And I’m afraid of birds, so that’s saying something.

We visited Ernest Hemingway’s house, where you are not allowed to pick up any of the 44 cats that live there. Interesting fact: all the cats that live there are descendents of the Hemingway’s original six toed cat, Snowball. Oh, and guys, guys, there’s also a full basement – which apparently is very rare in the Keys.

One of the more amusing things I saw while I was there was a bride on a bike. She was alone – no groom in sight! It was weird!

If you’ve never been to Key West before, this will be something you’re not expecting. There are roosters running around everywhere the way that squirrels run around in Upstate New York. Once I heard that there were wild roosters, I expected to see more chickens than roosters. And I did see one guiding her little chicks across the street (insert your favorite “why did the chicken cross the road” joke here). But overall, it was mostly roosters. Oh, and they start crowing at 3:30 in the morning. I know this because that was usually about the time I was going to bed.

So here we are, the girls, friends since high school (well, the others have been friends since age 4, I just didn’t meet them til I was 14). There are 2 more of us who couldn’t make it for this wedding and we missed them dearly!!! But we’re pretty much inseparable when we all get together.

There were some real perks to waking up in Key West. For example, this was breakfast one day:

Yup. A fresh coconut with a straw in it. It was delicious.

But then it was Sunday, and we had to leave the Keys for a few days in Miami Beach! There really aren’t too many beachy areas in Key West, so I was definitely craving some lay-in-a-chair time. BUT, before we left – one last Key Lime Mimosa!

Finally! The beach!!

And I am now very happy to be laying in the sun doing absolutely nothing. 

In Miami we stayed at the Colony Hotel, a South Beach landmark (in fact it is the prominent hotel in most pictures of the South Beach Strip). The room was small (and crowded – five of us ended up sleeping there the first night), but modern and certainly a good value. I booked it with credit card points and got 3 nights for $14!

We basically spent those three days laying in the sun. It was great! Kate and Andy drove down for the afternoon and had a beach day with us, then we had a huge crab dinner with them at Joe’s Stone Crab.  We wandered around and found a great little area at the Lincoln Mall (which is not a mall at all – more like a giant street that is blocked off to traffic, and there are a ton of outdoor restaurants, shops, etc). I had been there before, but forgot that it even existed! This is what it looks like at night:

So we stopped here for dinner, and you’ll never guess who I met!

Charlie the Lemur! Yep, held a lemur. Have YOU ever held a lemur? I didn’t think so.  This was a scam of the worst kind – Charlie had a cataract that needed surgery, so his owner was asking for $20 donations for the surgery. Of course poor Charlie will probably never have the surgery, because then dude will have to stop asking for $20 donations from every sucker like me who wants to hold the lemur. But knowing all this, I couldn’t pass up holding him. I would have paid him to let me hold him even if he didn’t have a bad eye.

This is interesting because not only is it one of about 5 or 6 different Walgreens that we stopped at (and took a picture of), but within 10 minutes of taking this photo something really funny happened. We ran into Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of MTV’s curiously popular reality show The Jersey Shore (which I’ve never seen, because it’s stupid), racking up $300 worth of acne medication, women’s foundation, and some US Weekly magazines, among other assorted items, and while I was chatting it up with his buddy/brother/whoever, not having any CLUE who he was (literally, one of my questions was “so where are you from?”), his credit card got declined. We saw him later at a Wells Fargo ATM ($100k ferrari parked out front, license plate “SITCH1”), assumedly transferring some stuff around so that he could cover the large makeup purchase he had just made.

And finally it was time to leave Miami and head back home. =(

Side note – I wasn’t really as red as this picture is making my shoulders look!

To make matters worse, look what I had to come home to!!!

But what an amazing time we had! It was so nice to be with so many of our friends on an incredible vacation and to see our best friend Kate have such a beautiful wedding and a truly happy start to her new married life.

Moustache Thursday – updated!

I spend a good deal of time on Etsy, making changes to my shop, browsing around for fun things I wish I could afford to buy for myself, or just looking for inspiration for upcoming projects.

A few months ago I created an Etsy Treasury featuring the moustache (if you don’t regularly check out the Treasury section, you should. It’s incredible. Of course, it may lead to all sorts of unplanned purchases). I think many people find the moustache to be creepy (ok, I sort of do too – probably too many episodes of “To Catch a Predator“), and I wanted to showcase the moustache in its non-creepy form. I think when moustaches are something other than a random tuft of hair growing on the middle of your face, they actually have the potential to be cute, vintage, and in many cases, quite comedic. For example:

This is Jeffrey Moustache, who won the silver medal in last year’s English Moustache competition. (photo by Jeffrey Moustache himself, taken from

This year, The World Beard and Moustache Championships will be held October 8th in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. I am not making this up, I’m taking this directly from their website:

“Beard Team USA, which represents the United States at the World Beard and Moustache Championships, is thrilled to be holding the championships in Amish Country, where the local Amish farmers have been growing beards for America for over 200 years.  As part of the festivities, contestants, their friends, and fans will have the opportunity to attend Amish Camp, where they can live with and like the Amish for 24 hours.”

Competitors can enter into eight different moustache categories. EIGHT. That doesn’t even count the goatee or the “Full Beard with Stylized Moustache” categories.

But it’s not all about the moustache, either. You can also head on over to and read about NINE different beard competitions you can enter, as well as what the rules, rewards, and categories are, and how to enter! This is an awesome site for anyone interested in all things beard. The site is run by Zack Robbins, who authors most (if not all, there were so many I couldn’t check them all) of the articles and, while the topic is typically beards, the subject matter varies more than you’d think, even with a whole section devoted to “Beards From a Woman’s Perspective” (thank you, Zack. Nobody likes a prickly beard in their face). You can even stock up on accessories and gifts for the facial hair fanatic in your life.

I’m still waiting for the day when someone asks me to make a moustache wedding invitation for them. And I certainly will be thrilled to do it! Lots of people use moustaches in their photo booths at their wedding, but you can easily integrate them into your post-wedding life!

moustache ring by Isette

golden moustache necklace by kerenasaf

chocolate moustache lollipops by FiveSisterz

moustache travel mug by LennyMud

moustache decal by kathwren

moonstache print by ilovedoodle

moustache keychain by DeeHewitt

I Moustache You a Question” painting by abandonedstache

moustache scarf by piprobins

Boy met Girl Wedding Invitation by vicentine

So, yeah, it can be creepy and weird (not to mention pedophilic), but I say if we embrace it into our lives, facial hair can be pretty fun.